Be Nice To Nerds, They Carry Guns Now

~While reading my post, listen to this song for some added entertainment:


Okay so here’s something that has been bothering me for exactly 3 weeks now: one of my teachers.  First of all, he doesn’t teach us.  It’s not that he’s a bad teacher, because when he does teach us he explains the topics very well, it’s just that he goes out of his way to not teach us.  Why?  To teach us a lesson in actually doing work.  But that’s not what’s bothering me.

What’s bothering me is how cynical this man is.  And it’s not even a good kind of cynical!  Oh no, it’s the bad kind of cynical: the “I was so obviously beat up on the playground when I was little and now I’m angry at the world because no one helped me because I was too weak to stand up for myself because my balls never dropped” kind of cynical.  And I hate that!  It’s so annoying!  Get the fuck over it!

Yeah. Shut up.










Now, we all know this person.  Their life is so hard because of trivial things, and they just seem to always have something else to complain about.  Did you ever notice how it’s always the same thing, though?? They just put it in different words!  Well, I’m sorry that when I was a fetus, life made something inconvenient and unimportant happen to you.  Next time I’m a fetus, I’ll try harder to help you.


And I’m sure that I’m not alone in this.  Like, everyone knows these people.  They’re the people who like, just hate everything and don’t try to fix stuff.  Like the people at the DMV!  Well, your issues are not my problem.  If you would like to talk to someone about them, I will gladly listen and offer input, but if you’re gonna be a 3 year old about it, then no, go cry in a corner.

These things make me want to punch stuff.










And you know what?  My teacher is ugly, too.  I bet that’s one of the reasons why he’s so miserable!  But hey, it’s completely in his control, so again, I don’t want to hear it.  Try doing some sit ups, you look like the old guy from Homestarrunner.  And cut the ponytail, it just looks like your head is trying to take a really difficult shit.

Yeah, this guy.












In conclusion, I would like to say that if you’re one of these people, then please shut up.  No one cares about your issues if you’re gonna whine and bitch about them, then why don’t you try to think about how your actions are affecting other people?  Like your class of culinary students who don’t know what’s on the test today because you were too busy whining about the fact that your son lives in your basement (by the way, here’s your solution to that one: MAKE HIM PAY RENT OR KICK HIM OUT!  He’s not a minor anymore, you can do that and he can suck it.  But wait, no, that would be practical.  It’s much easier to sit on your ass and do nothing.  Just keep doing that, shit-hair).

See this bitch? She gets it.












I hope everyone is doing well!



About waterboy1023

I'm a 19 year old boy from Long Island, New York who's interested in a lot of different stuff. I'm a student at the Culinary Institute of America, so I'm going to be a chef one day! I'm here mainly to write stuff, just because I like writing and pretending that I can be creative sometimes, so hopefully my blog can entertain you and maybe you'll even get a laugh or two from it. Hope you enjoy! Please comment as much as you like. View all posts by waterboy1023

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