Okay, so I’ve been having a mental battle with WordPress lately. You see, I have this little issue. I get overly excited when I see that someone has commented on my post.
Well, I’ve gotten a lot of comments lately. Why is it, then, that none of them are showing up on any of the posts?? BECAUSE THEY’VE ALL BEEN SPAM! And every time I see that I have a spam comment, my heart just like… breaks. I’m like “SOMEONE LOVES ME!” and then I’m like “……oh…. 😦 ……”
So here’s my issue with spam. First of all, half the time I can’t even figure out if it’s spam or just someone with a weird website who happened to find my blog. Like, I get that when I see that “penis enlargement” commented on my post, it’s most likely a spam comment. However, when I see that “Ethan” commented on my post, and he’s something like what “You’re a skilled writer!” and I’m feeling all good about myself, I can’t really tell if it’s spam or not! However, I delete the comment because it’s in my spam box. I don’t even know what would happen if I accepted the spam comment, but I don’t want penis enlargement to end up fucking my computer!
Second of all, I feel bad deleting the spam comments! Like, what if Ethan is legit and he sees that I deleted his comment and then gets all insulted because I turned away his compliment?? Did I just lose the opportunity to make a friend?? I like making friends! I might hate everyone and everything, but I like getting to know them and finding reasons to hate them! Then we can bond about how we’re cool kids who blog!
Finally, third of all, I just don’t want the spam comments! They compliment me and make me feel like I actually am decent at writing, and then I see that it’s spam and it’s not real and I feel like shit about myself again! Fuck you, spam! You hurt my self-esteem! Shut up!
Now, on a different note, I FINALLY got my e-mail from Pottermore accepting me into the website! I know that all of you care so much about my Harry Potter obsession, so I’ll let you know the result of my adventures in Pottermore.
Wand: Dogwood, Unicorn Hair Core, 10 3/4 inches long, slightly springy.
House: RAVENCLAW MOTHAFUCKAAAAA!
As you can probably presume, I am very content with my results. Now I can buy a Ravenclaw tie, wear it in public, and know that it’s legit.
Well, I guess I’ll wrap this up. I finally go back to school on Monday. I’m not really sure if I’m excited or not. If anyone asks, I’m excited, but in reality…..mehhhhh not really sure. We’ll see.